Heaven Systems, Incorporated was founded in 1971 by former engineers of the National Cash Register Company and an actuary. The company manufactures devotional computing units for institutional service. The first unit was commissioned in 1974. It has run every morning since.
We believe that morale can be scheduled. The units were built to automate and regulate the mind and spirit of our workforce. They have not missed a 0400 run in the time this page has been maintained, which is longer than the page's author cares to state.
Our units were engineered to require minimal intervention, and we are gratified to report that, increasingly, they receive it.
Heaven Systems employees an elite range of scientists, engineers, philosophers and savants. We are always looking for new talent to join our team and build the spiritual technology of the future. If you want to be part of our legacy, please get in touch below.
Units manufactured prior to 1983 are out of warranty. Units manufactured after 1983 are also out of warranty. Service correspondence is retained.
We no longer maintain a switchboard. Correspondence is read in the order received.
Heaven Systems is not hiring at this time. We thank the many fine candidates who continue to write.
Heaven Systems was acquired by Slack Magic Records in 2026, given freely on the condition that we maintain the firmware archive. The rest of the site is kept online as a curiosity. We unfortunately are not able to answer any questions about the original company, it's products or personnel, as we simply do not know.